TODAY'S ENTERTAINMENT

Well, hell. Not that you're going to read it here first, but DC made an announcement today of its new management team. You can read the full text of the press release here. The story, as it develops, is being followed here.

My only disappointment is that now I have to dump all the jokes I'd written but didn't post in time, in response to the stupider rumors out there. Like: "Grant Morrison?!?! I can't imagine that mind running anything in a corporate environment. No meeting would ever start or end on time, nothing in the meeting would ever be resolved, and you’d have to refer to at least two dozen other meetings that had occurred over the previous 20 years to understand what was going on in the meeting you were in."

So now all the speculation about who the new publisher will be can end.

Let the next round of speculation, about who reports to whom, who's going to get canned, and whether or not the company will move to Burbank, begin!